I almost forgot all of the exciting hollywood news that I need to catch you up on!
- Linsday Lohan can't drive!
- Nick and Jessica finally broke up! Oh, no they didn't!
(Seriously, how long is this going to go on? I'm guessing until they fulfill their 'Nick & Jessica' show contract with ABC!)
- Katie Holmes is carrying the spawn of the devil!
(Wow. That was SOME contract!)
- Rachael Ray will NEVER leave you alone!