I make no secret of my deep and abiding love for Britney Spears. It looks like my science career is going to work out after all, but if it hadn't? Britney Spears was my next career choice.
My girl has been making some questionable choices lately that I can no longer ignore. Witness:
Questionable choice #1. Marrying that one guy in Vegas.
Questionable choice #2. Making out with Madonna (sorry, I can't stand Madonna. Guy Ritchie! You deserve someone so much better! Call me!)
Questionable choice #3. Marrying K-Fed and his manpris.
Questionable choice #4. Televising her relationship with the manpris.
I had the misfortune of catching 'Britney and Kevin: Chaotic' last night. I could only handle a few minutes before I had to turn the TV off. You know, I really wanted to believe that Brit was not trashy. But I was so mistaken. And K-Fed? I don't care how he cleaned up on the cover of Details magazine. That was a ONE TIME DEAL. And so not worth the rest of your life with him.
Who am I kidding. The rest of her life? Hee.