Friday, May 27, 2005

Oh Britney...

I make no secret of my deep and abiding love for Britney Spears. It looks like my science career is going to work out after all, but if it hadn't? Britney Spears was my next career choice.
However.
My girl has been making some questionable choices lately that I can no longer ignore. Witness:
Questionable choice #1. Marrying that one guy in Vegas.
Questionable choice #2. Making out with Madonna (sorry, I can't stand Madonna. Guy Ritchie! You deserve someone so much better! Call me!)
Questionable choice #3. Marrying K-Fed and his manpris.
Questionable choice #4. Televising her relationship with the manpris.

I had the misfortune of catching 'Britney and Kevin: Chaotic' last night. I could only handle a few minutes before I had to turn the TV off. You know, I really wanted to believe that Brit was not trashy. But I was so mistaken. And K-Fed? I don't care how he cleaned up on the cover of Details magazine. That was a ONE TIME DEAL. And so not worth the rest of your life with him.

Wait.

Who am I kidding. The rest of her life? Hee.

3 comments:

Heidi Ellis said...

Ok first, I read the title of this post with the voice of Jeff's Mom from Coupling in my head. "Oh Jeffrey" Hahaha!

And second, you have a problem with me liking Bo Bice and you like BRITNEY?! Good lord, woman. Get a hold of yourself!

Lisa said...

Hee. Oh Jeffery is EXACTLY what i was thinking!!! I miss Jeff. I have my DVDs to console me.

Bo Bice is a CHEESEBALL. I thought you had good taste. I might have to hit you baby one more time.

Heidi Ellis said...

Btw, I think you're confusing Bo with Constantine. He was definitely a faux rocker.

Check out Bo's contestant page. There are some videos of his performances. http://www.idolonfox.com/contestants/bo_bice/