Gawker linked to a fun website, MyHeritage. You can upload your picture (or, anyone's really) and it uses some 'face recognition technology' to match the picture to that of some celebrity. So, I uploaded my picture from the lab website, and Carrie Underwood was my closest match.
I hope she's available. I'm sure she is. Winning American Idol doesn't tend to be all that lucrative (unless you're Kelly Clarkson).