1. The Smashing Pumpkins are getting back together! I am thrilled about this. No word on whether anyone other than Billy Corgan agreed to this, but I don't care because Billy Corgan is my favorite part of the Smashing Pumpkins anyhow. If you're scary, you will win!
2. "Beauty and the Geek", which is on the WB and Brian made me watch, got renewed. And I have now watched it two weeks in a row, and it is indeed interesting. And it was Ashton Kutcher's idea, which is something I'm just going to have to get over.
3. After my tirade about "Dancing with the Stars", I cannot believe that I neglected to mention that Evander Holyfield got booted last week. THANK GOD. The TV watchers of America aren't completely delusional.